It’s a real pity that the suspended dude is not a skinny white ginger, cos there was scope for a HamNo-at-the=Gawker-Christmas-party joke here.

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

I see you shiver with antici

76, McCree, Pharah ult> Mercy ult. Yeah no. You are dead if you are in the air for any of those.

Aww, that’s cute. You’re healing that Soldier there! Would be a shame if someone... head shot him! — Widow

Psssst Jason....I think that Audi is from I Robot, not Minority Report.

I expect to see some amazing videos of Pharmercy flying around, Pharah getting hit scanned to death, and then getting rezzed before she even touches the ground.

Got balls.

Isn’t it also labor standards 101? This kid’s a minor and competitive gaming is certainly a job that requires more than 40 hours of work a week.

What’s this got to do with being white? Why is it ok to make blanket racist statements about white people like that especially when it’s got nothing to do with race. He’s a young kid. You can’t sign a contract to be a part of anything federally in the United States especially unless you’re 18 or 17 with parental or…

My thought is there are still quite a few classics you can get for sub-$10k in running condition. Not big money, but would be interesting.

Authorities - you cheated with the diesel engines again!

Snowball wasn’t truly sacrificed in the end. As she is walking out, Snowball is slowly recharged by a solar panel she attached to her pack.

Only parts of it suck. SF is not a city for you if you love cars. It’s an expensive city to begin with. To keep a car there, you’d need to either not care or make so much $ that you can afford to deal with the consequences.

Got my Jalopnik bump :)

No, it’s URPOOR

While he’s there, could Roadhog pick up his old scrap cannon? I feel like he could contribute more if he had something to shoot other than a tickle gun that shoots cupcake sprinkles.

Doomfist is the reason I’m not playing Overwatch right now. It feels like most of the characters, especially tanks (my favorite role), don’t have the tools to deal with him if he is actually being piloted well.

I think you may have been Kinja’d because this article has nothing to do with Overwatch haha

the 1st gen Gallardo looks way better than the Kode 0.