Confederate Motorcycles??!?!?!!?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me? I guess you could call it “Fuck you niggers the south shall rise again motorcycles” but I guess that might be a bit too on the nose, eh?

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Overheard at the coffee machine at work this week from someone who has an immediate family member in the force: “let’s be honest, 90% of being a cop is playing solitaire in the cruiser.”

“Our officers could have just taken a report and be done with it.” Wow, they actually went above and beyond and went after the guy? Why is the police chief so proud of that? That’s their fricking job!

How did it get so dusty in here all the sudden?

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?

I’m not sure that that’s a bad thing, though. Lol.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

Counter-point: a dude literally wandering from town to town in search of his son, fighting to stay alive in a shitty world not of his making, is actually not a bad use of the song at all.

Nice PIT. LOL. I’d like to ask that people take notice of one thing besides the obvious here...notice how that entire car disappears below the hoodline of the semi filming this, before it even gets hit by him? Yeah...that’s what you look like when you chop back in front of a big truck. You are either a roof, or…

The important thing that no one mentions is that no matter how meth’ed up he was, he would not have been able to open the door. (And after an hour flight time, they would have been at 30,000+ feet). You can read all about air pressure at http://www.askthepilot.com/questionanswers/exits/

Never mistake pcp for Xanax.

Welcome to KFC, may I take your HORDOR?

The guy on the phone in the header pic :

“Hey, Rob, remember that agreement of ours? Yeah, I’m gonna have to ask you to clear my history sooner than later. No, more like now.”

If dave chappell says a women didn’t remember sex because he prematurely ejaculated it’s a rape joke, but if a town calls someone gay it’s not, even though it’s clearly intended to make the person feel bad rather then let people know he’s gay. They’re saying the person is sexually attracted to someone that he’s not so…

Not exactly. I aged the wood. I cutted the Sheikah eye. I painted it. And all, by hand.

With this outfit had balloons that allowed you to fly.

Seriously? Fucking hell.