“Our officers could have just taken a report and be done with it.” Wow, they actually went above and beyond and went after the guy? Why is the police chief so proud of that? That’s their fricking job!

How did it get so dusty in here all the sudden?

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?

I’m not sure that that’s a bad thing, though. Lol.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

Counter-point: a dude literally wandering from town to town in search of his son, fighting to stay alive in a shitty world not of his making, is actually not a bad use of the song at all.

Nice PIT. LOL. I’d like to ask that people take notice of one thing besides the obvious here...notice how that entire car disappears below the hoodline of the semi filming this, before it even gets hit by him? Yeah...that’s what you look like when you chop back in front of a big truck. You are either a roof, or…

The important thing that no one mentions is that no matter how meth’ed up he was, he would not have been able to open the door. (And after an hour flight time, they would have been at 30,000+ feet). You can read all about air pressure at http://www.askthepilot.com/questionanswers/exits/

Never mistake pcp for Xanax.

If dave chappell says a women didn’t remember sex because he prematurely ejaculated it’s a rape joke, but if a town calls someone gay it’s not, even though it’s clearly intended to make the person feel bad rather then let people know he’s gay. They’re saying the person is sexually attracted to someone that he’s not so…

Not exactly. I aged the wood. I cutted the Sheikah eye. I painted it. And all, by hand.

Well you can make a balloon raft...

With this outfit had balloons that allowed you to fly.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

“one of the best fighters in history”

Seems like it’ll be a neat solution for collectors but I honestly just want these games on my Switch. SNES games are great on the 3ds. but they are a little hard to appreciate on the small screen. The Switch like the perfect device for SNES games - with the caveat that it still lacks a joypad. Hmm.

Also imagine how terrible of a person you have to be to be involved in a potentially life threatening accident, and flee the scene without rendering aid, or even calling 911. There aren’t any winners here. Road rage is a two way street man. Some guy getting hard over nothing could’ve ruined any of our lives had we…

Probably the lamest murder attempt ever caught on video. Killing a motorcyclist with an automobile should be like shooting fish in a barrel. But no, this guy manages to screw it up in spectacular fashion.

Seriously? Fucking hell.