Telltail Games was dismantled and sold off by the CEO. Same with Yahoo. 

People who want to look a part but not actually be the part?

ostensibly Key words are key. 

Clearly this is only for 3 years until Musk can take the position back. If they got a “real” auto exec, that might not happen. 

Musk is still CEO...

Why would you think they’re friends? 

Meanwhile if a doctor prescribed me pills, they’d get a kickback; and now we’re in an opioid crisis. 

Not as blue as Democrats on November 8, 2016.

So it’d be ok if it had an air-ride suspension?

This is because UFC is a reality show and not a sport. 

Didn’t was his hands.

Well, not to start a conspiracy or anything; but, (maybe) there’s a reason Khabib hasn’t pressed defamation charges. 

Well that’s ironic. 

He’s legit, I can tell by the sandals.

Technically you’re wrong; but I understand it’s to make a joke.

Cooling towers, like those in the picture, do not give off carbon pollution. That “smoke” is water vapor.  

LOL, damned if you do damned if you don’t.

Taxes exist. Isn’t it a wonder where it all went? 

Should he start collecting taxes there too?

And what do you do exactly...?