I’d rather have a scratchy screen than a shattered screen! Especially since it’s easier to put screen protectors on opposed to replacing the whole damn thing.

Whatever height it takes to reach terminal velocity, any higher than that wont matter. I’m not smart enough to know what height that is, but I think it’s safe to say its less than 1,000 feet.

hes saying today’s dogs were bred from the friendlier wolves. The ones that were not friendly we’re not domesticated.

The earth would not fart through a man-made pipe. A farting earth would be an erupting volcano.  

Well a considerably larger number of people are killed each year by other people than all animals combined.

The best thing to do is always carry a blow horn/bear horn. One quick horn blow will immediately scare any bear into a chicken.

Does that mean I can sue them for coming short on their provided service?

To your definition Child Porn is Art. Sogofuckyourself.

Being a half Asian who traveled quite frequently I can agree. America is the least racist place in the world that I visited.

You don’t say! America is pretty much the least racist place in the world. It’s the only place where you’ll be publicly scrutinized for just potentially being racist, seeming racist, look, or sound racist. America is both pretty cool and pretty stupid.

So shocking... NOT.

But Mexican’s LOVE Baseball!

I think they’re annoying. Well, after a while of hearing it.

Lucio’s tracks are more annoying.

To see if she’d spawn back.

I wonder if he realizes that he could’ve bombed the malice away and kept Paya in sight.

Because those peanuts go a lot further when you’re not taxed up the nose. The cost of living is way less, meaning, each dollar goes further and gets you more.

Putting that thread together seems more painful than getting an NPC to Hyrule Castle.

“a few states in the Southeast of America,” because pretty much every factory is there.

She clearly doesn’t even use hairspray.