Cecilia, you’re awesome and this was hilarious! I’m still on the fence to buy this though.

Wow. Just wow. You really made no mention to Ellison’s stance on anything. All you said here was Democrats need to go left and Ellison is left...? Wtf? You also called for radicalism... so democrats should step to the level of terrorists. Is that American to you?

Did it ruin films for you? I’d hate myself because I know I’ll be watching an action film and be calling bullshit on every move.

Or monitor your criminal records and drive you to the precinct.

Yeahhhhhh, Russians are totally shared into the American government. You must be so stupid to think that after reading this article. Russians don’t even have control of their own country lol

Strange, but whenever I see USMNT I can’t help but think TMNT!

I swear it was always there! I’m so bad at sarcasm I make sure to outline it... Maybe I’m so bad at sarcasm it hid from you.

Also, they’re far more beautiful IMO. My parents house has an old fancy electric converted gas chandelier still used today since the 1890's.

How did the president tweet back then?!?! O_o

Ah-ha! Somebody doesn’t know what /Sarcasm means! I knew there’d be one of you clowns!

...seized a chair and broke an electric chandelier.

So he put mechanics in a car that responded to radio waves. This more closely relates to RC cars of today than today’s autonomous driverless cars.

You wouldn’t pay $12 a year for your favorite app that helps you save money? I wouldn’t pay for any of them, but I don’t claim any to be favored by me.

Lets blame Trump! Oh, 12 years of neglect... We can still blame Trump, right?

No, you’re called a racist for saying people should contribute their fair share to the system instead of simply collecting the benefits.

Imagine if this dam wasn’t facing 20 years of neglect from Liberal Cali. state government officials who’d rather spend state funds on literally every other piece of bullshit imaginable.

Imagine if this dam wasn’t facing 20 years of neglect from Liberal Cali. state government officials who’d rather spend state funds on literally every other piece of bullshit imaginable.

Why do I feel like I heard of this but may be too young to remember? Was this the case where they couldn’t get the house even after offering her a huge amount of money and they decided to just leaver her house there as an island in a parking lot sea? She later died and her inheritors wanted that same sum of money but…

All I’m getting here is Trump used the newspaper as his “twitter” before twitter.

I thought school choice meant poor students wouldn’t be forced to go to poor school systems because of their zip code... Boy am I clueless!