We’ve got a virgin on our hands!

5:15 Taxi’s are made in the same color green. Japan has the coolest taxis!

When you drive a Yaris, there’s little to be mad about when it’s totaled.

Doesn’t look like he’s ever played tetris.

They all look the same. You can say each car is a redesign of each other.

Soccer is a real sport. It’s also a really old sport. Soccer just needs an update to it’s rules. I still don’t know why they haven’t done that,

That’s the problem. They should be hollow needles to allow the air from the tire to leak out.

Which would totally justify murder. Good thing she’ll have another chance tomorrow!

Wouldn’t save my pants from the coming shit storm!

It was funny until you had to laugh at your own joke.

Shut up and upgrade!

Why does it seem you still don’t remember that Arya changed her face before!!!!

The stupidest part is all the gear they wear. It’s not for protection, it’s for harder hits!

I don’t think he’s a doctor either.

That looks FABULOUS!!!

The price is what it’s bought for . Not what it’s advertised for.

You feel that? That’s the art smacking you in the face!

No. This is a move that mirrors what Donald Trump did with his Atlantic city casino. The casino bought out his personal debt and then declared bankruptcy.

I want the Rock to play Cable in Deadpool 2!!!!!

I guess penises are too heavy then.