Did David Tracy just recommend something that is not a Jeep?

WTF, I like all of these choices. Who am I supposed to make fun of now?

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Nothing, thanks.

So you’ve never heard of modern crash safety, huh? The size of a car isn’t what matters, it’s the way it’s built.

^^This^^

Also the reason I bought one of the last MK6 GTIs instead of waiting a few months for a MK7.

I’ll tell you exactly why that is. Europeans, especially Germans tend to maintain their cars very well. Americans typically don’t.

Also, the driver on the right is having way more fun.

It’s the owners.

They look even better lifted.

Modern cars have too much tech for their own good.

I have an unreasonable amount of hatred for the Corvette. Part of me thinks its a cop out that’s completely unoriginal and the other half had to pull a motor out of one. Now, I’m not saying buying a Porsche, Ferrari or anything else is more original but to me, the Vette (also GTR) are the go-to I have no taste in cars…

David, I love you, but you obviously have not had any experience with kids. There’s no fucking way in hell that 4 kids with car seats will work in a Mazda 5. Three kids with car seats barely works in my Grand Caravan.

Used Ford Flex. Way better than a mini van.

Now do the front and rear of the Civic Type R.

I don’t think enough people care that much about the subject.

Sheesh! You need some Haterade to wash down all those Hatertots

Actually I’m a fan, which I why I fully expect every good thing that comes this team’s way to be ripped from under me, because why wouldn’t it?

Do you typically go for high-speed food runs in rare customer cars?

Not your car, not your call. The fact that thousands of people do a thing does not make it appropriate. Take your own car to the drive through, Tak.