Her family tree only looped back twice!

My department has had a few of these things happen as well. One officer pulled over a drunk who committed a hit and run, had sex with her and let her go. Another, recently, met a 16 year old online and went and had sex with her. Both of those cases, the women called after it happened. There are others too...I never…

Look, kid, any other day, I’d step in here and show you how to swing

Ironically, it seems every time I notice one of those stickers, its on a car who’s driver is doing something incredibly stupid and dangerous. People must not like their babies.

Theory: Trump supporters are unable to figure out how to apply the stickers.

Bernie Sanders stickers. I refuse to tow people with those because I won’t get paid.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

MarchUntoTorment, this is an older V6 Mustang we are talking about. Driving technique is absolutely irrelevant, since the main goal of driving an old V6 Mustang is to show the world that the driver is driving a Mustang.

No, but U2 will be sitting in your car whenever you go out to the garage, no matter how many times you tell them to GTFO.

Why not just get a certified pre-owned 2014 WRX hatch?

From TTAC. Ouch.

Next time they give you shit you can bring this up.

Hey Nissan...

My dealer charges 79 bucks for a full synthetic change.

V6 in the BMW you say?

Pfft - newer cars pretty much don’t rust anymore in Michigan

I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

reminded me a little of this

First rule of a hit-and-run: Don’t hit so hard that you’re unable to run.