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Audi used to make a small sedan. That small sedan was called the A4. Yes, Audi still makes the A4, but it has now ballooned in size. Even though the 2015 S3 sedan is basically the same size as that original A4, it has grown up in every conceivable way. Especially under the hood.

Clamshell hood?

HNL, really? I was there just two weeks ago. Easy to find your way in, fast security checks, clean. Open aeras and corridors, too! Aloha

Ah! When I see a Ferrari California I always thinks there's a Lancia Y trapped in the back

So we have something that costs as much as two cars, and take as much storage place as two cars, mmm. Why not have two cars?

Anyone from the new Jalopnik review format. Random scores, and nothing informative, filled with wanna-be-funny jokes. The brakes are good because the car stops! Do I need to read that?