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So because he is big and strong he deserves dementia?

The leap you took by taking “I don’t remember the specific questions I was asked after the game” and turning it into “Cam doesn’t remember the end of the football game” is some crazy-ex-girlfriend-twisting-words-and-turning-nothing-into-a-full-blown-fight-type shit.. I understand the need to write headlines that grab

The strategy is to knock people out now. If the protocol is... to be taken out for concussion.

Damn it, it’s a Harlem Shake, isn’t it?

#BearWithUs

Paul Walker’ed!

This is not Gawker

Annnnnnnd there goes the safe space from Trump-bait.

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Instead of the national anthem at the podium, they should have played her the song of American Olympic wrestling heroes, it’s true, it’s damn true.

what are you even on about? brazil is showing itself off as an absolute shithole right now. indefensible. every incident only bolsters lochte’s claim

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn’t exist.

Smack my bitch up is not a bad song. It is a good song.

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

Watching Extra Gear, I get the feeling that Rory Reid, Chris Harris, and Matt Leblanc have a good chance at establishing the kind of chemistry that make Clarkson, Hammond, and May work so well.

You have to “twist your wrist” to hold a phone sideways?

Clean the God Damn lens on your phone.

In case y’all forgot, Carli Lloyd was the best athlete on the planet for those sixteen minutes. I’m sure the MSU thing will get a lot of votes simply for the sheer schadenfreude of it, and Jose Bautista’s bat flip was indeed righteous, but man, Carli Lloyd owned the world.

You never had it. You never had your car!

“It’s Beardfasay, dammit!”