This is some impressive crazy coaching when not even having a sleepover in the same bedroom with a high school recruit even merits honorable mention.

Hey, we already have a nation of dumbass drivers who are completely and utterly oblivious to their surroundings... what better way to solve that than by eliminating side mirrors for cameras which only come on... what, when you put on the blinker? Will a single BMW even survive its own first lane change?

Driver error or not, its really only a matter of time that a Tesla gets involved in an accident that causes fatalities beyond those riding in the Tesla itself, because either an error by or the driving instilling too much trust in what Tesla themselves call a ‘beta’ project.

When history caught up to the shouty Chris Evans and forced his resignation after spending weeks trying to defend how he wasn’t the absolute worst thing to happen to Top Gear since the History Channel.

Hah, the last thing I expected to see today was my ugly face in Jalopnik, yet there I am. Thanks for stopping by, Justin, hope you had a great time.

That Opel is at every car event in the Raleigh area. Saw it auto crossing it as well least year at the GoodGuys event here. The owner is a genuine awesome guy, so it’s pretty cool to see it being the love it deserves in here.

Unfortunately, this won’t hurt him in the election. The people that he’s trying to sway to vote for him are the exact same people who think an autographed Tebow artifact is a wise purchase to put on their cross and candle shrine.

Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style

Got to see her bullshit first hand while at Virginia Tech in 2007. Good riddance.

Of course they use the green flag when leaving Cars & Cappuccinos in Europe

I guess this just verifies that Hinkie is truly the man behind the curtain in Edmonton

Not very often you see a hand-me-down screwjob in sports, but considering what the Flyers offer sheeting Weber just turned into, what other way can you put it?

I mean fuck Hinkie and everything he stood for, but I don’t get the hand-wringing over whether or not the process worked. The process was always to be as shitty as possible as long as possible guaranteeing you have at worst a Top 3 pick for multiple years in a row, with pretty good odds of securing at least 1 top…

To be fair, they’ve been giving out worthless diplomas to these athletes for so long the rings almost seem genuine.

Peter Karmanos

Iverson and Dirk on the same team could have happened. That would have been some really, really fun basketball to watch.

Good rule of thumb.... if it’s not cut and dry to shift the car into park from neutral, your shifter is dangerous and needs to be fixed.

....except no official recall was issued in time for Yelchin to not be killed...

Oh, and one thing I learned from this show... You don’t need to taste the wine, if its sour, you’ll know after swirling and sniffing.

Look, if you really want to learn something about wine, watch the James May and Oz Clarke specials from the mid-2000s. They’re entertaining, and informative, and you’ll be surprised at how much wine etiquette you’ll learn.