Her first kill is Zen ... coincidence? I think not.

Well she’s not holding a bottle of whiskey, so there is still time to improve. :p

“I need ice cream”

Part payload, part assault on my senses

I remember when my dad used to take hour-long walks around the block after my brother used to do dumb shit (like accidentally cause fire damage in his school’s bathroom) and I didn’t understand why my dad would take walks either in the rain, sleet or snow. Now, I understand.

Bay. Bay. I’m anti spank. But lort jaysus the spanking she is gonna get will be EPIC.

1. I’m glad that the little girl wasn’t kidnapped.

So... Are we even going to address:

You’d make a great cop.

That kid needs a major whuppin’

You fucking idiot.

Well, after the update, the question now is, “When did they ever hear him say that?”

I can see my child pulling this malarky

Update: He’s the father. She was pissed and decided to lie because he didn’t buy her a hat she wanted.

You’d have killed her pops.

Here’s how it’s going to play out:

“He jumped out of the truck with a pellet gun, yelled, ‘Allahu Akbar,’ and the First Precinct lit him up,” a law enforcement official said.

How dare you! The investigation of the motive of the Las Vegas shooter is still on going and it’s incredibly unprofessional for law enforcement and quite frankly dangerous to jump to any conclusion. /s

So the NYPD has already labeled this as terrorism. See if it is a brown guy it’s terrorism, if it is a white guy in a hotel suite with a bunch of guns shooting at concert goers it’s a lone wolf that just wants to exercise his second amendment rights.