I imagine they just had Abby do the ordering:

Jesus tapdancing christ! Its like someone threw Shredder, Freddy Kruger, and Jason into the teleporter from "The Fly". Also anyone feel like his shoulder blades might have an inferiority complex compared to his wrist-guards?

Speaking of sex, did you hear Megatron fucked a Knife Factory and they called it Shredder? It's in the new Ninja Turtles film.

Standard Operating Procedure.

I didn't watch the video but the comics establish that Professor X does/did have romantic feelings for Jean Grey.

Fresh from Reddit:

i bet a few of them would watch. secretly.

You know what? The ratings probably would tank. Because there is no way the producers could overcome various viewers' hang ups about interracial relationships, and because if it were an all-Black show to get around that issue, their core, white audience just wouldn't watch. There is still such a divide between white…

I don't get why people even watch The Bachelor.

Like the physical embodiment of this gif, which will not load, because Kinja can fuck itself. Or maybe it's working now, I don't know. Goddamit Kinja.

I do not understand this term "too sugary" to which you refer.

Heaven.

SHAMELESS PLUG.

Yeah, better don't :)

Even I, a compulsive googler (as in searching things in google, thought it would be important to clarify do to the context), can't bring myself to look this one up.

How does 25% of the population have herpes?!?

I wouldn't say that, even today you can find tutorials for safe sex with your dog for women. All kinds of weird people around.

"Do you know how hard it is to even catch a monkey?? Much less fuck it."

You'd spot the wart on the profile picture, obviously...

Now if their OKC profile pic looks anything like these, you definitely have a predator.