dastardlymimesocialistatlarge
Comrade Mime
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THE SHOULDER BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE SIN BONE

That is nuts to me. It's schadenfreude! A modern-day freak show. Even the competition reality shows have clear losers and villains. It's like wrestling.

Right? It's just a genderflipped Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

also, that Young a Doomed Love Is Pure And Beautiful In A Way That Old People Will Never Understand.

No. It's terrible and schlocky to think that Cute Sensitive Boys will go up to a girl with oxygen tubes sticking out of her nose and tell her everything that every teenage girl everywhere wants to hear from a Cute Sensitive Boy.

BECAUSE IT'S TERRIBLE

Thumbs up to your unwavering commitment to hating this movie. I gagged every time I saw the ubiquitous trailers the last couple weeks. Hard pass. And I am a person who sobbed hysterically at the end of My Sister's Keeper, which was manipulative dreck from start to finish.

They probably don't have abs like Augustus Waters, though.

I did, but I was fat and nerdy so nobody cared.

And yet it falls apart when you realize that teenage boys don't act this way ಠ_ಠ

Yup. They went overboard and just beat it into the ground. It reads like it's parodying feminism.

How about /not/ moody but still grizzled?

Isn't casual homophobia the best?

So me every day at work? It's wonderful being surrounded by CoD/Battlefield discussion all day and being called gay because you're playing Bravely Default.

STRENGTH...

Did you just Godwin in here? Goddamnit, I just had the carpets cleaned.

Just because other men of different races says it doesn't mean it isn't said to Asian women by white men.

The microwave part makes me so sad ;o; put a bit of butter in a pan and grill it!!!

Ummmm....the point is that the majority of white people only hang out with other white people, but they don't even consider that as something noteworthy.

since im all jaded, just like the last one I thought the jokes were obvious and boring, right until the one that I literally laughed out loud at. "I've been really into western religions. I love how they're so angry and uptight. I decorated my whole house with crosses"