Not if Jones does what Jones does best and studs-up tackles Cristiano Ronaldo straight in the knee.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

who taught adam morrison how to play soccer and how to play basketball

mixtape messiah

woody harrelsons failed marriage somehow seems to workout in the end despite him being a drunken cheating asshole

Produced By: Kenny Powers
Edited By: Stevie Janowski

surprised after rookie camp michael beasley didn't sing "because i got high" by afroman

I ran track one year many decades ago, and at that time there was a split was between a "dash" and a "run." To be elite, you had to be able to dash - run all out - for a 400m. If you treat it as a run (with a finishing kick), you wouldn't be competitive. That has changed over the years to where an 800m can now be…

Gyms. LOL. Keep spending that money, dummies.

I have a slightly different taek on the gym, which is that some/many/most of us regulars are too narcissistic to care all that much about what anyone else is doing. My personal internal monologue between sets typically goes something like "Crap, I didn't finish that set. WHY DIDN'T I FINISH THAT SET?! I got enough…

What?! If I go to a gym, they're going to make fun of me? My fat ass is staying at home on the couch then.

I started unfucking myself a few months ago, and happily look forward to having other people in the gym who look as bad or worse than me, and are just as clueless about the equipment as I am. Oh, and being able to flex my microscopic pectorals for the first time is god damn amazing. Welcome, resolosers!

Samer I know that you're mad that Eli's made a career of pushing The Cowboys shit in, but give it a rest.

This seems like the kind of thing the Washington Examiner would encourage.

The 26.2 on the rear window of this guy's car, however, refers to his 26 sons and 1 daughter on board.

Police have dubbed the weapon "Gloch Ness Monster"

Belichick really killed it!

Patrick and Olbermann did have those "The Big Show" line of baseball cards, which I wanted all of them and caused my parents to refinance there house.

George Wallace was equally mindful of keeping an extra wheel around.