same thing happened with my girlfriend and my penis after i was caught cheating

i mean the royals have underperformed the last 2 years... and george brett has to eat baby food so he doesn't crap his pants again

sun never sets on a badass

makes me want to get out of my cube

How long could you survive by eating just hot pockets? How much weight would you lose by eating just 3 lean pockets a day? Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner... that shit has like 300 calories or some bullshit.

that makes mr. hands shudder

i would.

Patrick and Olbermann did have those "The Big Show" line of baseball cards, which I wanted all of them and caused my parents to refinance there house.

leaders I, leaders II, legends I, legends II

getting out of your car is not illegal

i would like to see the videos of his python dominating the ladies of lawrence

I am assuming he was not a geography major.

Jack Kevorkian, aka Dr. Death?

Jack Kevorkian, aka Dr. Death, was an infamous euthanasia doctor who helped people kill themselves before their natural death.

i believe this was discussed in an Entourage episode with furries.

i thought Marty McFly was fictional

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Can Aaron Hernandez could license his image and likeness from prison? Could he be the star of a successful Grand Theft Auto style video game about a professional football player living a double life? Would parents buy the game for their kids? I would buy it for mine (God forbid I ever have any).

was he at wal-mart http://gawker.com/man-threw-his-…

excuse me i am here for the gang bang