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Sigh. Jaden. What an entitled, uneducated little prick. If the hotel kicked you out, I’m sure it was for good reason.

Way to bury the lede, Jaden... why did they kick you out of your room?

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

I actually ordered pancakes with ricotta cheese yesterday ON PURPOSE and they were incredibly delicious.

And discouraging others who may witness harassment from intervening. This is true terrorism.

Stories about people standing up for themselves/others and being punished for it depress me more than anything else.

Terrorist. Lets call him a terrorist because that’s what he is.

Blind gossip has posted an item or two about Taylor and Stiller. The rumor is that he is super controlling and mean about her weight. I am a Christine Taylor fan. Loved her on Hey Dude, loved her as Bald Bonnie on Friends. And something just gives me the feeling that the blind items are true. So, I wish her the best,

I was nine and thought she got stabbed. Poor Penny!

A mentally unstable real estate tycoon swoops and defunds the clinic. :(

And we’ve already found a way to blame some women for an adult man’s actions. Fantastic.

I’m very curious about the fate of the abortion side-plot.

So... Ok. OK. So my head hurts but... He... Wait. The president of the United States told the Russian foreign minister that he had deliberately fired the head of the investigation into Russian interference in an election that ended in said President winning, and this thus as good because it took the pressure off of

Im betting he goes off during a speech in Saudi Arabia trashing the US media, saying Saudi Arabia has the right idea about controlling the press. Even worse than he did during the Coast Guard commencement ceremony.

My main hope is that while this foreign trip is happening, something so damning is revealed that he simply refuses to return. Saudis can keep him.

Rompers in general hurt my feelings. I have almost no torso, my ribcage ends at my hip bones. They practically grind against each other. I’m also thickest in the middle. Thanks for reminding me I’m shaped like a silly putty egg, rompers. And I’m short! So rompers will never be for me, which makes me sad because I love

This is so funny it almost makes me like James Comey. It’s a confusing feeling.

New Yorker just came in the mail.

Let she who has NOT hidden in the drapes to avoid the sweaty advances of an inveterate pussy-grabber cast the first stone. Amirite, ladies?