I like how he’s blaming Democrats for blocking healthcare for miners. Blaming the same Dems who actually gave the miners their black lung benefits through Obamacare.

1. Republicans didn’t need a single Democrat to vote for the measure.

So, we have to have this fight every month now? Seriously? This is the way y’all really want to play this?

Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

The fact that he still refers to the ban as “the ban” is really not going to help his case in court, is it?

At Easter, my step dad actually quoted the Art of the Deal to me, and told me I should read it because it had good advice like, “always make your most outrageous demand at the beginning of the negotiation!”

It means he hit on a female airline worker and she rejected him. And his teeny tiny pee-pee was sad.

“You have a Stupid airline SLUT!!!!appearance.”

That they are still on Hillary Clinton tells me exactly why she lost this race. Hillary Clinton could have saved a bus full of orphans and nuns on their way to chemo treatments from plunging off a bridge, and the headline the next day would have been: “Did Hillary Clinton Cause the Crash of that Bus-full of Orphans…

What the fuck are you doing with your life if you are a “premium member” to a Bill O’Reilly website? He was on nightly, for fuck’s sake. What could he holding back for his premium members.

You are SO lucky. In the United States you’d be hearing about those gorillas for a good eighteen months.

Would it help if I shared a good news story from Britain’s clusterfuck general election campaign?

She did! ۜ\(סּںסּَ` )/ۜ

Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…

Can you imagine being in an Egyptian prison and THIS IS THE AMERICA YOU COME BACK TO?! I don’t blame her for being excited to be home, anyone would be and it’s not like she can tell the Trumps to go fuck themselves because who knows...they might just send her straight back if she does.

So, on the subject of FOIAs, who wants to do a FOIA on the process of getting rights to use that song?

I’m not saying this was Melania’s case, but you don’t know the stories behind what makes women become “mail-order brides.” You don’t know their history, their material conditions, their desperation level, you don’t know a bunch of things. You also don’t mention the reason behind why some western men choose these…

Eastern European mail-order brides—and let’s not kid ourselves, that’s what Melania is for all intents and purposes—generally are very good at keeping up appearances and staying in loveless marriages to get what they want. I had a boss who got one and genuinely thought she loved him...until he discovered, after she’d…

I was a kid in Hawaii when we got statehood, and I remember that there were political issues that delayed it, but at the time I didn’t really understand them. I didn’t have any idea that miscegenation was one of the issues, because it was such an ordinary thing. I had plenty of “hapa” friends, and nowadays it seems…

Hawaii’s statehood was delayed for a number of years by Southern conservatives who were appalled at the prevalence of miscegenation there, most notably Sam Rayburn. You think Jefferson Beauregard Sessions thinks that Hawaii is really part of the United States? When he was growing up it was nothing but a military…