Also, wouldn’t it be normal to at least try and learn your partner’s language? Especially when it’s Spanish, which is so widely spread across the globe. Like, you learn fucking Spanish, you asshole (he’s such an asshole).

Sofia definitely upgraded.

Why the fuck would you marry someone who speaks another native language, and then expect them to never speak it again? That computes...how?

My faith in humanity isn’t all that great to be honest. I’d love to think that people will push back against this kind of evil. However, I am often left disappointed when I get my hopes up. So, I savor all of these minor victories as if they are a stand-alone oddity. Then again, when my dyed-in-the-wool Republican…

Sometimes, the free market actually works the way it is supposed to. This is one of those times. I have chosen to enjoy this moment by throwing my head back and laughing loudly.

Really makes me want to punch Bernie and his die hards in the mouth. Those fuckers gave us this because they couldn’t handle a woman being in charge. Pathetic, pathetic little man.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

For McConnell to say with a straight fucking face that the Democrats are being obstructionist is obscene, given what they did to Merrick Garland.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/nov/22/harry-reid/harry-reid-says-82-presidential-nominees-have-been/

Reminder: McConnell’s Republican Opposition Congress filibustered 79 Obama nominees before Reid went for the nuclear option.

Are there days yet when Trump hasn’t been shown to be an embarrassment? Surprise! Words have meaning, asshole. I hope this is a multimillion dollar lawsuit that drags him through the mud for a long, long time.

Welcome back, Dodai! Nice to see that deserved EIC title next to your name.

Schadenfreude is taking pleasure in the suffering of others, shade is giving an insult in such an indirect and offhanded fashion as to leave people in doubt as to whether or not the insult was intended or even given at all. How could one throw shade through schadenfreude?

This is an embarrassing look for you.

It was so terrible as a sentence that even had it been shade it would still be a violation of the English language. So. There’s that.

You sound stupid.

They’ll be publishing pieces to Fusion — this one is already up.

Since you can’t spell “schadenfreude” without “shade,

Hello and thank you!

Honorable Judge Brown, a question arose the other day in the comments section of the article about the first Aunt Viv dragging the hell out of her former castmates. The question was in regards to her misspelling two of their names and whether or not that was shade. I felt it could be since I believe there’s no way in…

FANTASTIC! So excited for this. And of course for you Dodai. I’ve missed you soooo much. It’s wonderful to see your virtual face around here <3