Actually, I’m taking bets on when she finally succumbs to Hollywood and gets fake tits. No one is this pure.

Never watched it but this definitively proves she is an asshole. Having waited tables in college and dealing with a smattering of crap like this I can think of no scenario where she’s not a miserable person. She’s the type of person who gets visited by the ghost of Christmas future.

Yes. I was on last year. They tell you before the show tapes, to be loud and enunciate every syllable. They won’t give you credit if you pronounce the solution incorrectly. They do take common pronunciations according to region though.

I was on Jeopardy (#humblebrag) way back in the day when both the shows had common back-office production people working on them, including some of the casting people. (I’m not sure if they do anymore.) And the answer is: yes. They do. Jeopardy contestants got their spots by taking the test and then getting pulled…

Yep

Don’t most people hiding from indictments go home to their mothers?

Some of the decisions this administration makes are just so in-your-face stupid, I can’t help but think they make them to actively spite the country. Tillerson’s office said he’s skipping his first NATO meeting, and will instead visit Russia, ON THE SAME DAY that the Congressional hearing on Russian interference in…

Word is that he had his phone taken away. Like a child.

We understand that Colorado is educated. But what about Colorodo?

he lost colorado because most of us can read

Also, this happened. He’s so delusional and narcissistic he can’t handle that he lost a state to Hillary Clinton. Nevermind that CO (like VA) has a higher proportion of educated voters...

*Raises hand*

But... but... that’s a low bar.

You quoted something that says entire meal (DRINKS NOT INCLUDED)

People who have never had it, I’m guessing.

He will report to Russia later that month.

Well, she was the one who goes to restaurants with two first names, so I’d say the blame squarely lies with her.

Dear Jezebel Staff:

It was actually :/ and I know exactly what you mean about hoping our generation wouldn’t need this kind of information. It’s advice I felt the need to share, but I honestly hope it never ever ever needs to be used...

Was it hard to write this, Patrick? It was kinda tough to read - not in terms of the quality of the writing, which is quite good, but the feelings that emerged. I thought our parents and grandparents would be the last generations to need this kind of info.