Why torture myself like that?

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

literally ed sheeran

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

whats up i still think he looks like a muppet from fraggle rock

It was clear that no one read the fucking website, and its infuriating. to this day. Her platform was pretty awesome.

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his arsehole bleached”

The worst part is that they believe “we don’t know enough” has as much value as a scientist stating a fact they don’t like.

It’s also counter-intuitive. In most cases, “don’t know” is reason enough to proceed with caution. If we do not know the exact mechanisms by which the atmosphere is heating up, that is argument enough to begin to exercise cautious restraint and start enacting curtailing of emissions, and THEN study them to determine…

This Republican talking point of “we don’t know enough” is so bizarre. Like, yes we do! Please don’t extend your ignorance to the rest of us who actually believe in science and the work done by scientists.

VERY good boy.

Should be charged with unlawful imprisonment; possible kidnapping. He has a hold on this kid and is dragging him around. Not once does he identify himself as an officer in the tape; before getting his weapon out. As far as the other people there, he could have been dragging a child into his house to molest, kill…

“We hope that this lawsuit determines why multiple young adults chose to physically assault a police officer[...]”

“Not living up to their obligations” the conservatives said... about a group of people that work from 6:00a.m. thru 10:00 p.m. some nights, spending thousands of dollars of their own money on supplies and snacks for their kids.

I’ve heard of the Cotswalds, but never the Costwalds. Freudian real estate slip?

lol earlier today I thought, “Surely there has to be some sports gossip the Deadspin guys can use here. Alex Rodriguez HAS to be fucking someone, right?”