lol the ironic part is that kids who are taught this stuff are going to have a much, much harder time in college classes (imagine trying to be a geology major after spending 12 years thinking the Earth was only 6000 years old), if they even make it in.

I went to an ACE elementary school, it is barely education. Dinosaurs and man, morality in math, earth is 6000 years old... all the old favorites.

I now have a sudden need to train a classroom full of children to answer that same question with “GRAD SCHOOL AND HELL!”

Looking nice is for women. Men can look however they want as long as they can afford to buy nice-looking women as property. Read the constitution sometime, geez.

It’s also the reason you button your jacket while standing/walking...

Donald Trump isn’t a billionaire and he doesn’t have a ton of cash. Only Duestche Bank will loan him money because he’s helping them launder it for the Russian mob. His properties are all probably being used as fronts. One in Soho already got busted for that exact reason. If he had a ton of liquidity, American banks…

Is Fonzworth Bentley available for hire?

You can get a well tailored suit for less than 300 dollars. He has no excuse. Like not even a tie clip? My fiancée had a tie clip before he ever even owned a tie.

He needs a valet, like the Earl of Grantham. Maybe a dashing Sikh.

Seriously, if this guy has billions, he can afford a tailor. His suits are always ill-fitting. I am an IT pro, don’t make anywhere near DT amounts of money, and my damn suit was still tailored to fit me.

What’s really weird about that is that he doesn’t even need it; there’s at least three inches of the narrow half sticking through the loop. What’s even weirder is that he doesn’t know how to roll the tape inside out so he could stick it to the back of the narrow part instead if he simply must use tape.

It’s basically just an on-shore tax haven.

If even a third of the shit that comes out about Scientology is real, then it’s gotta fall under some kind of racketeering statute. If only a fraction of this shit is true, it’s an organized crime syndicate.

Because of course it is. He’s on a mission to teach women their place, and make sure men can be men, which in his view obviously equals rapist. How is this guy still on the bench? Why do I even ask that anymore? Rape apologists, and misogynists are in the judicial everywhere.

Fuck swimming, that’s my drinking water!

I don’t understand people who think God created the planet in all of its magnificence in 7 days but don’t care about the environment. If god made you this majestic place to live and you think if you act appropriately enough on earth you will meet him again in heaven, don’t you think “what did you do to save my planet…

The Trump administration’s budget apparently proposes slashing the EPA’s Great Lakes Restoration Initiative by 97% (from $300 million to $10 million), so I think the answer is clearly that the Trump administration does not give a fuck.

Yeah who needs clean water? Let’s all go back to the time when everyone drank a bunch of alcohol because clean water didn’t exist #MAGA

A legit female rap beef of this stature makes me think gender equality is possible.