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DashleyinCali
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#ThanksObama

::clears throat:: ::fans self::

Just a few weeks ago, I was having a drink with a girlfriend when this drunk (in an entertaining way, at first) guy started to talk with us. We were all having a really fun conversation, when suddenly he started touching me all the time. He kept coming over to where I was sitting and touching my hair, my feet, my

No darleeeeeene, she’s NOT a witch. Pay attention. That’s the whole point!

Is that my boyfriend Joey Levitt?

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Honestly a pretty good apology, especially if you give him the Republican family values politician handicap. BUT - I kept thinking of this, and snickering:

Ah, but they’re women who open their mouths and opine sometimes, so THEY don’t need to be protected.

Worth trying! I don’t own many scarves because of the stuff right up under my chin dilemma, but maybe I’ll give it a spin.

I’m kinda low-key obsessed with pussy bow blouses now, and I want to wear one every day as a feminist statement, except that I don’t look good with stuff right up under my chin. :-( It’s a dilemma.

There’s a man I can disagree with on pretty much everything, and I’m relieved he was never our president, but at least he’s got some dignity and integrity, and therefore my grudging respect.

Is it... a pussy bow?

Oh no, campaign debt won’t be a problem, because he’s totally self-funded.

TBF, he would prefer to go by “Bushy.”

I just worry that there will be too many leakers and the guy who promised to cover the $5mil will have too many people to help! lol... but they’re definitely gonna come out! And if we get to see him actually drop the N word? The “political correctness run amok” contingent will be done with him.

He would be absolutely horrified at Trump. But I also know he could never bring himself to vote for a Clinton or to vote for a pot smoker, so I honestly have no idea what he would do. One of his last wishes in life was to hang on long enough to vote for Romney, but he died less than a month before the election.

And that data is pre-pussy grabbing tape, to boot!

verb (used with object), endorsed, endorsing.

Thanks!