Hey, any martial artist will tell you that result is better than style in a real world situation. Perfect execution is for tournaments.

Way to be racist.

Is super drunk above or below stupid drunk? Asking for a friend.

Perhaps all the above is a concerted effort to prevent droids from having instantaneous access to all the data in the universe. By not creating the infrastructure for easy data transmissions and by keeping mass storage facilities analog droids remain subservient.

Whisper the name of the person forcing you to click on articles you’re not interested in and we’ll send help. Stay strong!

We don’t know all the Elements of the crime. Some additional information would provide Insight and Clarity on why this person saw Fit to put a Capa on this guy with such Brio.

Don’t drag us along on another pun odyssey

Appropriately named “JB-007"

I thought they produced a pronunciation video back in the 90s.

Despite all your words, I will still pronounce it how it should be pronounced:

Later, Jeremy Clarkson isn’t fed in time and the head becomes angry, then grows a beard as it begins to roam the countryside to feed

That truck looks to be a European spec Daf CF(As far as I know the LF is the only Daf design being sold in the USA), judging by the mirrors it’s even right hand drive. Which kinda odd, why ship a truck to the USA, while you can just ship it’s contents?

I strung a guy on once (I usually try to work in the “I am a meat popsicle” phrase from Fifth Element) and finally just asked him if this really works on people or if he is just hoping its being sold by some old lady. His response was that I would be surprised at how often it worked. He then asked if I wanted in on…

This is the United States of America. We just elected Donald J. Trump as our president. The term “slightest bit of street smarts” does not apply to very many of our citizens.

As soon as I suspect a girl on tinder is a bot I ask her if she wants to rap battle. I seldom get to have a rap battle. :(

“Bavarian ultimate driving machines”

1) Shorten pit lane, have it cut the track, or allow greater speeds in the pits. Pit strategy matters because pit times are so long. Races would be more interesting with shorter pit gaps.

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.