*don’t talk about your fantasy team, don’t talk about your fantasy team, don’t talk about your fantasy team* FUCK MY FANTASY TEAM *goddamnit*

We’re like the Queen of England. We get to talk a lot and sound important, but we can’t actually do anything.

Yes it is. I am totally serious about this.

Mr. Haisley you are the worst soccer “blogger” in the world. I dont consider your insanely biased articles journalism. No matter what Ronaldo does, you ignore it and pour praise on Messi. Its just a bad look. Try being even slated. Because last time i checked, Ronaldo won the two most important trophies of 2016, while…

You really weren’t being clear at all though. You’re saying that ideally officials shouldn’t be corrupt, but since “the city” is putting public funds towards it, “they” should get free tickets.

Everton has formally submitted a list of players available for a free transfer to Chape:

The last dive these soccer players will ever take.

TBH I would break down.

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

The leader of North Korea. Read a book.