Your balls will drop one of these days, little one.

I think my newly adopted cat’s adjustment progress took 12 steps back.

So you married over your head.

You’re ashamed to admit you’ll watch HOOSIERS? What’s wrong with you?

Of course you do!

Name one player you KNOW was clean. Zero doubts.

Classic racist Boston douche.

“The dog can’t see!”

I don’t even need to read every piece on the family of blogs to know that was my favorite, if totally devastating, read of the year around here.

Nah, she’s hilarious and you have good taste in Gawker talent.

Sorry the Packers kick your ass all the time.

Don’t feel guilty. You’re a-ok and make good decisions. :)

You know you can get a cup of light/medium/dark roast and not put any sugar in it, right?

Hate Starbucks all you want but office swill ain’t better.

Odds are the Packers have a good 25,000 owners who are total assholes. Probably more.

Brutally awful take. Pay attention for goodness sake.

Quite right. OP is an absolute nincompoop.

There is a hill on Johnson St?

Scott Walker, the WI governor, does not have a college degree.

“He also threatened future budgets for the state university, which is a very chill thing for a legislator to do.”

Naas makes a living threatening the UW, it is what he is known for. Guy has a massive vendetta.