That’s the image that haunts my dreams.

Still traumatized from an opossum. Thought one of the friendly farm cats was on the porch at this house I visited. Nope, fucking alien opossum hissing at me.

I bet www.kroboz.opinions is available and you can make MIXED NUTS your featured image.

This has NOTHING to do with Minnesota deciding to suspend players.

Man, you are a grade-A dickbag. How many times has a girl told you no and you felt her tits anyways?

Is Occam’s Razor now a legal defense?

He said ‘this topic’, said nothing about UVA or Duke.

Same. I’m looking at starting Rashad Jennings in the playoffs and I hate myself for caring and posting about it publicly. Kinda cathartic though, in a loser way.

You could read the actual proposed bill, linked in the article. Are you even trying?

Same here. I’m no rich man and I quit my local (city government worker here). I have bills to pay and couldn’t support the current model. You win, Koch Bros.

Shit, your union* still gets to bargain?

* or, for some of us, employee groups/organizations/whatever.

They are sending me. Hope early 40's, balding with some minor moobs is ok. I’m pretty nice though. Oh, and I’ll be high.

Billy thinks Pep invented tika-taka.

When I texted a buddy about the crash he replied, “Soon as the card comes out, they’ll all pop back up.”

After Butch plows into Marcellus with his car. 

Go shit in a hat.

It’ll do that to you.

Dumb

Find an active shooter training put on by your local police dept and sign up for it.

Says the person being an asshole.