When I texted a buddy about the crash he replied, “Soon as the card comes out, they’ll all pop back up.”

After Butch plows into Marcellus with his car. 

Go shit in a hat.

It’ll do that to you.

Dumb

Find an active shooter training put on by your local police dept and sign up for it.

Says the person being an asshole.

When you get to the fight portion of an active shooter training, that is when shit gets really fucked up.

Your comment was the first unnecessary one. Not everything needs a joke.

Cuyahoga Valley National Park

Liking good coffee doesn’t make you a snob. Welcome, life is too short for shitty Folgers.

If it happened to say, Andrew Luck, it wouldn’t have had legs. But it happened to Mark Sanchez and the Jets and on Thanksgiving and it was and is funnnnnnnnnnyyyyy. And I don’t even hate the Jets.

That is:

A. Funny

I pee in the basement sink by the washer at least once a week bc I know I can’t make it back upstairs.

Yeah, you’re right, everyone had the best of intentions and this goal in mind.

I’d guess as assload of those ice bucket views came from Facebook linking. Every other asshole on Facebook did that shit, because people are stupid.

Are you on mushrooms?

Yep. Didn’t help. I was on so many opiates it didn’t matter.

Oh, so you just saw the edited clip. She went on to say:

“We’re going to make it clear that we don’t want to forget those people,” Clinton said. “Those people labored in those mines for generations, losing their health, often losing their lives to turn on our lights and power our factories. Now we’ve got to move…

Shit dude, you got conned too.