I will admit I like fall-a-pallooza, but the pumpkin spice odor eaters and toothpaste needs to stop :/

They should just admit it’s purpose built for Chinese tourism and be done with it. One big stop to sell instead of many small towns and stalls and purveyors. Their kickback will be EPIC as will be there sales.

I’m pretty sure if someone had asked me where the next Eataly would open, the last fucking place I would’ve guessed was anywhere in Italy.

jinni has to admit something here.

I saw an endcap at the grocery store a couple days ago with pumpkin spice and carmel apple Pop Tarts.

Every time I see one of those “Millennials are killing...” headlines it’s almost always because we’re poor.

Because I am a millennial and we are trying to kill movies. Along with literally everything else. Because we are evil. (Also cause we are poor and can’t afford anything.)

If you ever wondered what Oceans would be like without the insufferable George Clooney and in Charlotte instead of Vegas, you should check it out.

That sounds like the side plot of Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, which was also set during tulip mania.

They’re playing commercials for it here in Europe and the sexism is revolting. Apparently it’s about this gorgeous woman and the men who are crazy about her. One looks like a poor tormented artist and another a nobleman. Not sure if she speaks in the film but she’s pretty so what more do you want? Men are really nuts…

They should feel the pulse of the current climate and add some dragons!

I think that was more about Theon being able to be a Stark AND a Greyjoy. Like, you can be honorable AND beat someone to death on a beach. Which will set up Jon figuring out how to accept being a Stark AND a Targaryan next season. I’m just glad he’s going back for Yara.

MAN. The publix banana pudding is really good for when you need to fix a craving. This is better, but I really miss publix.

I disagree, but you are always welcome to make your own.

I mean I’m sure there are variations though out the south but many of my Mississippian relatives made it with pudding.

This feels like a trap but it also sounds like a good time.

Can i just visit your house with lots of cash and ingredients?

“Sex has risks for women that it simply doesn’t have for men, from pregnancy to an increased risk of sexually-transmitted infections and sexual assault to old-fashioned slut-shaming” This was 100% the most important thing said and I’m kind of blown away.

First guy: the advice is spot on. But please please PLEASE do not cozy up to women, become friends with them and then try to make it physical while bemoaning the “friendzone” you find yourself in. Be honest about what you want.