At least one story I saw said there was evidence of “intentional dismemberment” as well as some sort of effort to allow gases from decay to escape so the torso wouldn’t float.

I believe scavenging sea animals do not usually neatly sever limbs from a torso and leave said torso neat and relatively unblemished.

lmfao thank you for the chuckle in the middle of this awful story

Sheesh. Looks like proper kerning died, too.

They mean that a crime was afoot.

According to the FBI’s criminal complaint, filed in July, the witness was alerted to something amiss when they saw Manzanares attempting to drag his wife’s body to the balcony of the couple’s cabin.

In other news:

Merriam-Webster also offers this definition of whore: a venal (capable of being bought or obtained for money or other valuable consideration) or unscrupulous person.

Easy Linda it’s a film reference

It’s a line from Anchorman. Also, look up whore in the dictionary.

Better yet, go back to your tacky Scottish castle.

Go back to your home on Tacky Whore Island.

What are you talking about?

It’s MADNESS. Let me tell you about one particularly hellacious afternoon. I was leading a group of students around a gallery and before we went in we did a (1) do not touch the art (PAINTINGS. OBVIOUSLY DO NOT TOUCH PAINTINGS?!) talk and then (2) another one in front of the art about the appropriate distance to…

Putting a kid in a coffin is creepy anyway, it will make him a casket case.

If the teacher doesn’t bring it up, you’re asking them to make up and grade a whole extra assignment (good assignments take anywhere from hours to years to create and perfect) to show mastery that was already expected. I offer extra credit on my terms only, as it organically fits into class, and I generally offer…

This tweet sums him up perfectly:

I care about mastery, too, and I can see test corrections making sense at certain levels, but not in college. I sequence and scaffold assignments to prepare students for the exam. By the time we get to the exam, they’ve seen this material several times before, in a variety of different activities and formative…

So hypothetically, a student can not submit anything for a whole semester, turn in all the work ten days after the class ends, and get an A? That’s insanity.