You’re totally right... People who describe themselves as “pranksters” always seem to just be sadistic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re sadistic assholes.

I’m a terrible person but I SO hope that Robert Kardashian III enters the world soon, if only to see Kris & Ko. freak out about the fact that he’ll be the one carrying the family name...

Wow you can just see him seething...

It’s not automatically a bad thing but it is vastly, VASTLY overprescribed, especially amongst people under the age of 25. I know several people, diagnosed with ADHD, who simply sell their prescriptions, and when I used to work in a pediatrics office we’d see parents come in and demand a new prescription because their…

Haha yup I am part Brazilian! probably should have mentioned that since it makes it slightly less weird... :)

Haha yeah I know it’s so weird! I didn’t learn much Portuguese as a kid (and even still can’t speak it SUPER well) so I think my parents, who listened to it, figured it couldn’t hurt. I mostly just liked dancing around to the music.

Oh I love Paul Simon! Have so much fun at that show!

My brag: my (engaged) ex texted me some bullshit about how much he missed me and I didn’t answer this time. I didn’t pick up the phone when he called after that. I didn’t even cry. I feel like I’m starting to really get over him, I feel like I’m ready to start dating again, and I’m SO HAPPY about it!

What have you been listening to lately?

I DO get why he’d want a private room though... even if people don’t recognize him right away they’d figure it out once Taylor Swift showed up to visit him.

Right? I know it’s not what I should be focusing on but seriously. I’ve seen better-designed t-shirts at my local grocery store.

Well I don’t know why models were invited to Cannes, but since they’re there.... the differences between a model like Doetzen Kroes and “models” like Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner are so clear here.

It’s awful that she feels the need to lie about her age but I mean is anyone really surprised by this? She does not look like she’s in her mid-20s.

Yeah as someone who won’t be able to conceive without medical intervention (thanks to PCOS I don’t ovulate) her use of the word “infertility” bothered me a lot. The author admits not trying to conceive until 41. That’s late. Have difficulty getting pregnant then is to be expected. I’m sure that undergoing IVF in your…

Yup. And there’s a difference between using science to allow a woman in her 40s, who will have DECADES with her kid, to give birth and using science to bring a woman who’s already 5 years past the average life expectancy of her country out of menopause.

Right? The fact that she had a heart condition doesn’t mean that these girls didn’t kill her. If they hadn’t attacked her she’d still be alive.

I wonder if the increase of content like this aimed towards pre-teens is related to girls entering puberty at younger and younger ages... Stuff like this would have been really helpful for someone who went into puberty very early, as I did. Some girls have their adult bodies (they are still very clearly children, but…

Eh I can’t get too outraged over this. Was it kind of stupidly worded? Perhaps. But the mother who says that her daughter “has no current thoughts about NOT feeling confident in her swimsuit” is deluding herself. What styles look best on you is going to depend on your body type... I don’t think that admitting that is…

I would consider not doing a big entrance for the bridal party at all! They tend to go on for far too long (I’ve had the misfortune of sitting through one that took 15 minutes) or feel very awkward and contrived. The only time I’ve ever seen one work well is when they introduce just the couple, who go straight into…

It’s more that college is a fairly unique social environment where large numbers of people who can drink legally and large numbers of people who cannot drink legally are expected to interact as peers. The social environment revolves around alcohol consumption, which leads students under the legal drinking age to binge…