Why not Clay Aiken as Peter? He looks like a child in arrested development, can sing and he's on an island of guys! That's the role of a lifetime!

Please please please please please tell me that is what they are going to look like! They just need lil yellow boots and I can awwgasm!!

The world's largest Battleship game board!! B4!!

I have never actually heard anyone say this in the real world which makes it that much more absurd.

Thank you for reminding me of how poorly the English language is faring. Please someone design a Grammar Of The Dead game.

Matt Daaaaaamon sees nothing wrong with this.

I wouldn't have a problem with it if the max player count was raised and these guys just made it more arcadish. I would love a version of battlefield with 64 players and hundreds of npc's to make it feel more like a war.

This generation is a bunch of wussies...myself included...

Pfft, they just copied from the no. 1 gun manufacturer and this one is legal too!

Stop with this nonsense. The earth is flat.

Anyone who makes a removable belt for a business bag should definitely understand the mind and needs of a wife beater. Finally, now you can whip your family without taking off your pants and unlike the knockoffs the belt won't break, you'll be able to beat them for years!

Me too! But where can you find knockoff bags at?

Why can't someone make a proper child-proof safety for guns? I'm tired of worrying about my kid shooting himself when I let him play with mine!

You haven't touched your wii in seven years? You must be so pent up inside...if you touched your wii more often I guarantee you'd feel more happy and relaxed.

Well crap, now you have to die!

Not doomed, stillborn would be more appropriate.

Myth Busted

I was gonna beat Wind Waker before I got high.
Now Link's sister is gonna die and I know why -
La da da da da da da da da
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got hiiiiigh.
La da da da da da da da da

I agree, people haven't even read what he actually said, rather they regurgitate the hyperbolous crap they read in the headlines.

Here's the direct quote in case you don't want third-hand news from commenters: