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&$@!?$&@&$$@!!! Thanks Santa, you screw up everything! And there is a difference between Transformers an Gobots you fat jerk!!

I will leave my car running for an extra half hour, hopefully that will help melt their way out!

Whelp, I just went and bought an NES PC controller just to properly play this. A game that is relentlessly hard? Try every NES game made.

Cinema Sins is the poor man's Honest Trailer...good thing they're both free and I can enjoy both!

They see me trollin...

Internal thought: How long would it take to grow a mustache?

Actual size.

Steal this.

Pitch black had him much more human. Now he heals a broken leg with pure grunts, does matrix wwf moves (the scene where he is being lifted in the air by his arms is classic Hulgan) and beats the crap out of dozens of monsters with unlimited stamina. The series used to be about stealth but what's the point when you are

I just watched it and it felt like three movies in one, none of them being great. And can anyone explain why he is a superhero now?

God help me, I only have time for casual games and for that there is nothing better than my phone. Maybe when I didn't have a life I would agree with you, but when you get older you barely have time to crap let alone play a 40-hour game...sniff...what happened to m—oh my level 3 dragon is ready!!!

What? That's impossible, next you'll be telling me there's an app that will do it! Haha crazy talk...

Whoa lens flares suddenly cool? Hah, yeah I'm sure that will happen, right after people want to make their pictures look like they were taken with a 70's camera, then they could take pictures of all the pigs flying!!

Charlie is welcoming of anyone coming out of the closet, except the prostitute he locked in one.

So wait...this doesn't use the kinect? This game where you could just draw in air like a magical dream makes you draw with a controller?!? Draw a board and go back to it developers, this is stupid.

But we can still stab virtual people to death right?

Half life 3.

I use the cloud and online streaming for pretty much everything, 16gb is adequate, but then again I've never been much of a hoarder.

HE'S A GENIUS!

Lol, by parrot I meant kids, since they repeat everything that is said. My 3-year old commands Siri better than I do.