Fixed it. I'll wait until the $500 machine.

Console gamers: "Real gamers use consoles for games not graphics."

Uuuh, diving is impractical, try something more realistic.

Throw in a pillow catapult and you got yerself a deal!

So did the rest of the world.

That's because the Wii U version has a gamepad that helps further the experience. The other versions didn't feature it and most likely wont.

Mmmmmmm Chinese donuts...

I'd rather a movie ditch the source material and go its own route rather than butcher it, I'm lookin at you Hunger Games! An adaptation of the book would be better suited for TV, a movie would be dreadful.

I don't think they moved too soon, I think they moved too little. Games struggling with 1080p on both sides doesn't fill me with excitement, we are moving into 4k's fer crying out loud.

Easily, it will become overweight and slow to a halt, the American way. Japan was too tiny, so we decided to supersize it.

They also fully support and utilize the death penalty. A gunman shoots up a theater here and he is given life, a crazy man stabs and kills people there and he's given death. Screw around they do not.

Music player stops, your singing along of this song violates copyright 18372192982, cease and desist immediately. Your ip has been logged and a fine is soon forthcoming, thank you -ASCAP

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model marshmallow rifle!

Analogy? What analogy? I was just pointing out how obvious it would be if you ban something. And the use of said banned thing decreases.

"the Japanese rate of gun violence is staggeringly low."

Dude this is serious, she's got bronchitis!

Beware this Second Life avatar, it should be noted that anyone with a job is also suspect.