Hooray for “always online”. /facepalm

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

Not to take anything away from Sable, which is absolutely gorgeous, but it’s not like they invented that look. Now that Sable exists does that mean nobody else can find inspiration from the same source Sable clearly did?

Lawrence is so good at it now that when he watches television, he can predict jokes by the set-up. “It’s like my magic trick for my kids,” he says. “They’re like, ‘Oh, well, you’ve read this script,’ and I’ll be like, ‘I definitely didn’t read the new episode of Night Court’ or whatever it is. This is just what I do.”…

The highest rated men’s game of the tournament, Connecticut versus gonzaga, had 7.99 million viewers. NBA games are tricky because players rest, there are 82 of them so there is less demand, and fans generally just wait for the playoffs. You don’t need to compare decontextualized ratings data between college women and…

oh my god fuck off, it’s an UNJUST LAW you dumb fucking idiot
In the wrong time and place you could be imprisoned for a stupid fucking username, but that doesn’t make it right. Way to go full fascist tho

Gotta admit, though, that Russia probably didn’t arrest her because she had some weed vapes. The whole thing looked like a hostage taking. With that as context, ol’ Kim there could have at least said something sympathetic. At least she was on brand with Baylor, a school whose men’s team was implicated in covering up a…

I’ve never heard of this guy before, just like I’ve rarely heard of any of the other YouTube or Twitch personalities you routinely post about outside of this website.

Ripping newborns and infants away from their parents?

Nope. Miley is just a child. Not really something to celebrate. 

I think we’re overthinking this a bit.

uggggh I hope this doesn’t undermine his final appearance in Logan. 

Yeah, people in other countries don’t ever fall for demagogues and lines of bullshit. It’s uniquely American. 

“You are fifty times hotter in person...And so am I hahahah”

The British Royal Family should be on the hook for $6 billion FFS. 

Lord these people are just so lame. For a group that spends so much time insisting they are being silenced conservatives really don’t seem to know how to shut the fuck up. Between the bitching over this and the bitching over House of the Dragon I cannot fathom having such a small and empty inner life that this, of all…

Yeah, I didn’t get it. Like hey, Hillary, you fucked up big time, and you lost the election. Go away.

I mean, Rob Schneider sucks, but he’s not wrong in this instance. That was a really embarrassing/cringey moment for a comedy show.

How the fuck are you people able to be cynical even about a game like this? For fuck’s sake.