This is so deliciously good.

weed?

Am I missing something?

It’s going to be so awesome when, at the next Knicks home game, an injured Willis Reed unexpected limps out of the players tunnel and, as the crowd goes wild, totally kicks Nolan’s ass.

The Mignola vibes are HEAVY in the cover image. Especially early iterations of the Black Flame. It almost begs a need for citation

Lobster Johnson’s ghost goes to the moon?

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

Here is my (probably cockamamie) theory:

In my opinion, there has never been a single item Under Armour has ever created, in their entire history, that wasn’t out and out Fucking Hideous. Those shoes felt like the culmination of all that ugliness, rather than the beginning of the end for them on the “fashion” side of things.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance

Go Falcons.

Uh, it’s called going small? A little team called the “Warriers” did it? They won a CHAMPIONSHIP and everything? They broke Michael Jordon’s record the very next season? The grates learn from the greats and Phil Jackson is the gratest of all.

Rick Perry is flattered.

back atcha, bro

It would be fantastic if James Harrison breaks Tom Brady’s back on Sunday.

I literally just

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Brilliant work, Ev.

I have dreads, and I often feel like they’re interpretation in games is meant to be as comical as afros are. Oddly enough, my Mii has the best head of dreads I’ve seen in gaming, ever.