Are you writing this feverishly from the country club bathroom? GTFO, Xander.

This is quite possibly the worst take I have ever heard. He purposely builds a bad team? Do you watch basketball?

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO!

I cannot love this any more.

Terribly exciting, and frankly, I’m just not scared of anyone in the competition at this point. We’ve shown up with a great offense and a massively improved defense that can hang with the best. Are they perfect? Absolutely not. But I can’t imagine team on the planet that would be excited to draw Liverpool at this…

Hey mate, by all means, stay at home with your concepts and points and tremendous depth. We’ll be busy in Kiev :)

This is remarkably tone deaf and not funny. Essentially the last 18 years of the series summed up in one bit.

Hey you twat, check the score today?

This has definitely happened to me with other NPCs! They casually stroll and kind of wander. I usually just reload previous checkpoint and it mostly fixes itself. Still very frustrating!

For those disappointed by lack of great solo play...try Subnautica. You may never want to go back into the water again.

I still have a crush on Emma and I don’t care who knows it!

Yeah yeah, we coming for ya either way. Hope we draw city in the CL just to prove you wrong.

Except for ya know, Liverpool crushing them recently.

Wenger is totally fired, yes?

The idea of space rangers hanging out the side of space ships like vietnam era troops hanging out of helicopters blows my mind for some reason. Great artwork.

I’m starting to doubt you have ever watched a soccer game. Your comments sound like the jocks from Revenge of the Nerds (in like, a bad way). Please do yourself a favor and watch an EPL game this weekend.

American football is three plus hours of broadcast and fifteen minutes of actual game time. This is a fact, not a generalization.

You strike me as the kind of person who has no idea what he’s talking about.

I bought U2 POP as a kid on cassette. That shit rocks. Last good U2 album.

dude, get fucked.