Oh lord, you people are the worst. He’s a human being.

Holy shit this woman is badass!

happens to the best of us!

I’m so confused. Did people stop doing butt stuff? I thought butt stuff was still cool? How the hell do you marry someone and not see their butthole?

This is sad, but unfortunately 100% true.

I don’t think anyone on the planet disagrees with you. This is roughly 80% of the music industry, if not more.

Next you’re going to tell me “find my friends”is a totally sane and normal way to track your significant other.

“The president and a few select individuals know what ‘joga bonito’ means.” -Also Spanish Sean Spicer

Nope! Don’t worry, they’ve already started blaming Kathy Griffin for this.

San Francisco: the city where a filthy rich white person (who has never had a real conversation with a minority) will proudly rock an Obama sticker or a Black Lives Matter sticker on their car (Tesla, duh) and act like they’re a part of the cause.

“Fuck.”

Did we trade Otto for Rodman? It would be a great joke if Rodman thought this was just another trip, but SORRY BRO, MANUAL LABOR FOR 30 YEARS.

Agreed. This was not a bad basketball season, it was a good basketball season. Those of us that tuned in before the playoffs know this.

Oh ya know, just 30 hours of Football Manager until my eyes bleed like every weekend.

I want to know SO BADLY what they were arguing about.

I respect your opinion, but when you’re ready to take the training wheels off, the IPAs will be here for you :)

Never forget...people in chicago are racist as FUCK.

....how is this a dad rock album? I’ve only heard the single, but huh?

You HAVE to be trolling at this point. hahaha this is so ridiculous.

That was an awful awful possession and a terrible shot. Yes, Klay is a good defender, but this is squarely on Kyrie for absolutely murdering their chances of winning.