I’m so confused. Did people stop doing butt stuff? I thought butt stuff was still cool? How the hell do you marry someone and not see their butthole?

This is sad, but unfortunately 100% true.

I don’t think anyone on the planet disagrees with you. This is roughly 80% of the music industry, if not more.

Next you’re going to tell me “find my friends”is a totally sane and normal way to track your significant other.

“The president and a few select individuals know what ‘joga bonito’ means.” -Also Spanish Sean Spicer

Nope! Don’t worry, they’ve already started blaming Kathy Griffin for this.

San Francisco: the city where a filthy rich white person (who has never had a real conversation with a minority) will proudly rock an Obama sticker or a Black Lives Matter sticker on their car (Tesla, duh) and act like they’re a part of the cause.

“Fuck.”

Did we trade Otto for Rodman? It would be a great joke if Rodman thought this was just another trip, but SORRY BRO, MANUAL LABOR FOR 30 YEARS.

Agreed. This was not a bad basketball season, it was a good basketball season. Those of us that tuned in before the playoffs know this.

Oh ya know, just 30 hours of Football Manager until my eyes bleed like every weekend.

I want to know SO BADLY what they were arguing about.

I respect your opinion, but when you’re ready to take the training wheels off, the IPAs will be here for you :)

Never forget...people in chicago are racist as FUCK.

....how is this a dad rock album? I’ve only heard the single, but huh?

You HAVE to be trolling at this point. hahaha this is so ridiculous.

That was an awful awful possession and a terrible shot. Yes, Klay is a good defender, but this is squarely on Kyrie for absolutely murdering their chances of winning.

I seem to remember Barcelona transferring in two completely world class ridiculous players: Suarez and Neymar. To say they’ve completely built their program from the ground up is not accurate. Raktiic? Vermaelen? Mathieau? Turan? David Villa? Mascherano? City may be a better example, and yes, Barca has developed…

Barcelona does the same damn thing (buy hugely expensive players from leagues around the world) every year. They are no different from Madrid. This theory is silly...what did the Patriots bring to the NFL? What did the Cavs bring to the NBA? Winning is the only thing that should matter, not this ridiculous prospect of…

“...but let me write like 2 million words about it, ok?”