I liked him A LOT more as the bumbling, lovable idiot on Parks & Rec. It’s actually kind of terrible seeing him try to be a serious action star in Jurassic World. Hollywood is trying SO hard to make him the “It Guy”...aka the standard white guy they can cast in every action/drama movie possible.

I’m not shitting on your team, Paul Pogba is.

It’s a great fucking pass...it’s also fucking Anderlecht. 

Party Down...just a damn excellent show. ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!?!!

Somewhere, Greg Howard is starting to think this whole Trump thing might not be that bad...

THIS. Of courseeeeee trump’s kid is a fucking full kit turd.

I TOLD you guys he was offsides.

And now he’s busy in Milwaukee turning Giannis and Thon Maker into absolute monsters. Thanks Timberwolves!

Did you call him Brad Samford on purpose....?

Is this a tweet thread or some shit?

I remember being a kid and wanting this game SO BAD, but I only played the demo. Today is a great day.

I got a selfie.

Catch with Frisbee > Catch with Football?

+1 concussion

“Try to send in plenty of crosses, BUT I DONT AGREE WITH THAT IN THE WORKPLACE!”

Officers were immediately tipped off by the fact he wanted to literally cross international borders to go to FUCKING DENNYS.

AC is garbage and Inter will forever be Italian soccer gods*

he’s one of the dudes with a mop.

I like his hat, tho :)

Hey. I live in LA. My girlfriend just broke up with me, too. I wish there was a bro life line I could send out to Aaron so we could hang out :(