Please, tell me more. I’m really interested.

You have made my day.

Good god, do I regret making a comment. Now I have half the soccer nerds on deadspin giving me a “WELL ACTUALLY” response.

Yep, totes has been explained already.

Different angle gives you an idea of the distance. He obviously didn’t impact the play, but I’d be pretty bummed if I was a PSG fan.

Scoring player not offsides. dude towards the top of the screen? About 50 yards offsides. I understand he didn’t “directly impact the play” but christ, that’s open to debate.

Not sure if that’s much consolation to PSG...

Holy geez, there was a dude about 2 miles offsides on that last goal.

A clever teaser for the new human centipede movie?

I think this more-so proves that American football kinda sucks. I played in high school and have watched college/pros for years and even I think the sport has lost it’s luster. The sport is inherently a stop and start cluster fuck. Every game is 3 hours long with literally 15 mins of actual game time. While replay may…

Arsenal is the classic premier league choke job. Case in point, you just got swept by Liverpool.

Have you ever listened to rap music before? This is not abuse, this is business. It’s surely personal, but come on. Both of them will make money as a result of this.

“Shit, do I have a choice?” -every kid stuck playing the triangle in their middle school band

Yeah bro, soccer players never see injuries....????

+1 made up language

My MAN.

Well, I’m still undecided if it’s fun or not. You are definitely not fun, though.

Well, I’m still undecided if it’s fun or not. You are definitely not fun, though.

‘Member that one time he got hurt the NFC championship game and the Packers won? That was my favorite football game ever.

I assume Devean George will be coaching, yes?

I feel like a caveman...but what...are...these? I just hit the button and then amazon sends em? That’s kinda fun.

I feel like a caveman...but what...are...these? I just hit the button and then amazon sends em? That’s kinda fun.