Not sure if that’s much consolation to PSG...

Holy geez, there was a dude about 2 miles offsides on that last goal.

A clever teaser for the new human centipede movie?

I think this more-so proves that American football kinda sucks. I played in high school and have watched college/pros for years and even I think the sport has lost it’s luster. The sport is inherently a stop and start cluster fuck. Every game is 3 hours long with literally 15 mins of actual game time. While replay may…

Arsenal is the classic premier league choke job. Case in point, you just got swept by Liverpool.

Have you ever listened to rap music before? This is not abuse, this is business. It’s surely personal, but come on. Both of them will make money as a result of this.

“Shit, do I have a choice?” -every kid stuck playing the triangle in their middle school band

Yeah bro, soccer players never see injuries....????

+1 made up language

My MAN.

Well, I’m still undecided if it’s fun or not. You are definitely not fun, though.

Well, I’m still undecided if it’s fun or not. You are definitely not fun, though.

‘Member that one time he got hurt the NFC championship game and the Packers won? That was my favorite football game ever.

I assume Devean George will be coaching, yes?

I feel like a caveman...but what...are...these? I just hit the button and then amazon sends em? That’s kinda fun.

I feel like a caveman...but what...are...these? I just hit the button and then amazon sends em? That’s kinda fun.

Ben Affleck makes garbage movies that are designed only for him to look as cool as humanly possible. Did anyone see THE TOWN? He was a hockey playing bank robbing guy who also happened to be sleeping with the two model level attractive female characters. That guy is the fucking worst.

This is incredible.

BUT GUYS, HILLARY’S EMAILS, RITE?!?!?!

That penalty was such a delightful flop.

“Already catching up on the titles front, Lebron makes push to match Jordan on assholeness.”

Remember that one time there was a friday news dump about Michael Jackson owning tons of child torture porn and generally being an awful human being...and no one cared?