I wish I could get excited about these games, but the Souls formula has never done it for me and I don’t see an open world changing that.

Is it? I’ve seen a few clips of bugs, but only experienced one minor one myself. Can’t say I’ve seen people complaining about it being very buggy.

The derision Greta inspires from people is baffling.

It’s a British saying, it just means early on.

Never played a Monster Hunter. What’s the story like? I think I’d struggle without a decent narrative to give me some incentive.

Wish we could see what that glorious monstrosity looks like from afar.

Exactly why they were good to invest time in. Best way to make money is the Cabaret Club and Real Estate mini games, after a certain point it pours in.

Maybe try and finish AC:Origins, but my interest has dropped off a cliff. Might download the HZD DLC, which was a much more interesting game for me.

Hey! No time for that, you should head to bed!

Fuck off Morgana!

Who are the evil architects in Mordor? Is there an orc university? Dush the builder?

SPOILER

Uturunku kidding me!?

This is top-notch Joeling

I just can’t with all these games. I’m still working my way through Yakuza 0. Then it’s Horizon ZD, and Mass Effect soon, and Nier and now this. Not to mention, Zelda.

An embarrassment of spoils, as they say.

It would be cool if Kotaku could do an idiots guide to Shogi and Mahjong; I want to be able to play them in the game but I’m dumb and having a hard time learning even the basics.

Jack and the Spartans should not be missed either.

I thought of the same comparison, but I’m just enjoying the story and silly sidequests too much to care.

Star for BRAIN BLESSED, lol.

‘Professor Boyfriend’ needs a comic urgently, I think.

Same. I’ve started progressing through the story more rapidly after the Aranea fight, as it was awesome but too easy. It felt like it should have been more difficult to be really appreciated.