How about Cadillacs & Dinosaurs? I'm thinking Mad Max meets Jurassic Park.

Pfff! I won't be impressed until I see a working word processor!

Porco Rosso 2 was meant to be happening, I thought? I've been hearing about that since 2010.

'Legs' from Toy Story.

More like...

WOW.

The game's designer designed a simple R-Type-style game, except the whole thing is filled with things NSFW. The reason? He wanted to express his disdain with his country's laws and regulations regarding video games. This game is just, I can't describe it.

What's it holding? First impression was that it was taking a photo, which would be fantastic.

Great. Now I have to scour these images for Jet's Hammerhead.

How about a game where the animals don't consist of a bunch of feathery and furry jerks?

So what was the secret mystery game? I was tuned in but all I saw were replays...

Mythril rope, obvs!

What's with the horrible lighting here? Looks like she's in a studio with a backdrop.

I think Marge is that chick from Bleach? Not the redhead that hangs out with Ichigo, the soulreaper with the big rack. Sword turns to dust I think?

Pause the video at 0:51, that looks to me like Eddie Izzard, just to add to an already interesting cast.

Or...he's just out of shot, perhaps? That staff is taller than him (when stooped anyway).

Something is wrong with my brain, I keep reading it as 'The Dark Elbow'. What the eff brain?

I hope he won't be like Dog Meat from Fallout 3, taking on all comers and inevitably dying, forcing a reload. Loved that dog but good god was he stupid.