Kristen hits this one out of the park. “But guise, guise, he had some really nice cars!” has been written over all the more significant and creepier aspects.

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Headline: Pony shows more respect for the queen than Trump.
6 hours later...
Headline: Trump in twitter feud with pony, says he has the largest dumps.
3 hours later...
Headline: Trump angered, claims trending #Ponydumpforpresident is fake news, blames Hillary.

Oh, man. If Donald loses his Walk of Fame star, he’s also going to lose his shit.  Because that’s the kind of thing he cares about.

NO BIDEN. NO OCTOGENARIAN PRESIDENTS.

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

You know, if you tell the truth, you only ever have to tell one story.

My question is: Did he go out and buy a new nazi flag or did he just have one lying around?

As someone in Information Security.

This is not what you do.

It popped out of my mouth that’s what that Mexican would have got called. That white person would have got called that too

I’m kind of a non-confrontational weenie. One lunch place has a waitress who is a bit much. A lot of overly earnest “sweeties,” bad jokes, and awkward mugging. I like the food enough, I’ve started to find her hijinks endearing. Easier than raising a fuss. Side note: if I’m ever in a hostage situation, I’m totally…

Hmmm, it’s almost like organized religion is a cover for grifters who are happy to be hucksters for the Grifter in Chief. He will stiff them in the end.

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

“Why should Christmas be our enemy? We should not go to war with Christmas, in fact, I think Santa Claus and I would be good friends.”

Pro Tip for the first guy:

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

I would prefer to err on the side of kindness and presume that a suicide is ill, rather than the selfish bastard you think he is.

Neither of us can be certain, but I’d rather be kind than be you.

I’d watch.

this was excellent, harrowing, sad, and fascinating all at the same time- each little bit of it, from your experiences to the history to the description of mike and the security guard. thank you.