Of course it’s binary. Either you’re getting some, or you’re not.

Wait.... So it’s either no sex or full sex, no sexy cuddling in between?

This has nothing to do with our subject, but if you think sexuality is binary then you are missing the fuck out.

Linguistics major here. The whole point of grammar is clarity. We all recognise “dumb/smart at” and it’s meaning, and it is widely and commonly used, so it’s fine. “Dumb when it comes to” is also fine, but while it might be better grammatically, it’s kinda clunky.

No, she only sounds ‘stupid’ if you have white supremacist ideals of English language usage. Because it’s a living language with multiple colonized cultures participating in the growth of the language her usage is no less valid than that of an upper middleclass suburbanite’s, nor an Australian aboriginal’s, nor the…

Is there a better way - a more grammatically correct way - to say “I’m not dumb at this shit.” It’s the being “dumb at” something that my brain snags on and I wonder if it’s just one of those things that might not sound right even though it is.

It is not correct. Let it go. 

Sometimes the universe gives you exactly the right thing.

Fuck these sanctimonious shits.

Nobody, absolutely no doctor ever would authorize an abortion when a woman is full term unless there were something seriously wrong. How is that so difficult to understand? It is dangerous to deliver a baby that size especially through an induced labor of a deceased fetus, and no doctor would ever risk that.

There's a fairly wide gulf from even problematic, health affecting drinking and drinking extracts, hand sanitizer or mouthwash. 

I fell asleep while driving down the highway in my very conventional car once. I woke up when I hit the rumble strip, jerked the wheel, and rolled the car four times. I’m incredibly lucky to be alive and to have not killed anybody, and it was 100% my fault for not pulling over fifteen minutes earlier.

“Just buy vodka.”

Uh, falling asleep at the wheel for any reason is enough to rag on someone. That shit is dangerous, and he could have injured himself, or more importantly injured someone else. He deserves the ragging 100%.

Let’s be abundantly clear here. Short of an unforeseeable medical emergency, falling asleep at the wheel is still shitty, is 100% your fault, negligent, just generally irresponsible, and in all cases should invoke a suspended license if you’re caught.

Except his position is clearly indicative that he consciously decided to take a nap. How many people do you know that recline that far to drive?

You are forgetting that there is a system in place on Teslas which prevent you from falling asleep in autopilot mode. If the car kept going even if he was asleep it means that he defeated this system on purpose ergo he is a dumb idiot and deservers no respect whatsoever, more like an ass beating and a permanent…

Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

If he’s prone to falling asleep at the wheel, maybe he shouldn’t be driving a car anymore. I don’t care how old he is and/or how much “respect” anyone feels he’s entitled to by benefiting from modern medicine, but he’s a danger to the rest of the road users around him, and should probably have his license removed.

Still his fault. If this is the case, he knows he falls asleep when he sits for too long. He should be taking measures to make sure he doesn’t fall asleep. He failed and it’s ultimately his responsibility to make sure his car doesn’t kill anyone.