I was gonna do it you guys. I was totally going to make it until midnight to watch the potato drop.

Carrie Fisher is so badass I love her so much. And these tweets make me love her more.

Yes. He deserves Hazard Pay.

EPIC!!

Ooh, Kylo Ren shirt? Which one?

I was really expecting this reaction myself, but my in-laws have been weirdly supportive and loving. I’ve said it a million times, my husband was a package deal, and his family was definitely a bonus.

I would... but I probably won’t be having any biological children. We will be fostering, so I can imagine there being tons of different names in our household.

This. I have lots of extended family where the siblings have different last names. Are they less of a family? Are the kids not as close because they have different last names? No. That’s ridiculous and stupid.

I did not take my husband’s last name. I expected some pushback from his family (they are kind of conservative) but instead they’ve been nothing but supportive and sweet and love me as a daughter anyway.

Sam Woolley is my hero. Any human that can illustrate that as well as they did deserves an award.

Wouldn’t this help us WIN wars though? Like the enemy running away from all the bleeding menstrual women because nasty period blood or something. Can’t believe someone hasn’t thought of this before.

I don’t have any advice for you, except I’ll tell you my story. What happened to me was (what I thought would be) my worst nightmare. I was my fattest on my wedding day. I’ve never been so fat in my entire life. I’d never had an overweight BMI before. I had stressed myself and pushed myself so hard and fretted and…

Sorry, I really don’t want to be that person, but the consensus among my advisors is that we have never seen a documented matriarchy. From what I remember of my studies, and what I have read of Dr. Mattison’s research, the Mosuo are matrilineal, as opposed to matriarchal. Granted, this may be a very narrow definition…

I absolutely hate stories like these. Especially RBG and Marty’s. Their relationship reminds me so much of mine with my husband, that they leave me feeling so sad and heartbroken. I don’t look forward to that day at all.

Haha, oh yes. And the biting and the shoving and the pushing. Some horses are sweeties, some are ok, and the rest are all assholes.

Wow. This sounds so much like my marriage. Oh, and I absolutely, ABSOLUTELY love your username.

I can’t imagine someone with a different name delivering that baby. It’s as if her mom was like, “I’m gonna name my daughter Angelica Zen in case she might deliver someone’s baby in mid-flight.”

Ugh. Just thinking about this makes my nails hurt. I had acrylics for a solid 14 months, and I remember I had a real nasty break while replacing my radiator.

A. If they’re calling it a performance review, I would be tempted to follow-up with a compensation review, in which I would argue for a raise, but leave with a title change, more responsibilities, and more work. Instead, we have check-ups which are less intimidating-sounding.

Hmmm. As a no-asser who dreams of buttcheeks, with that lighting, I’m guessing that they photoshopped in the cheek on the right.