I’m sure he has some clay pots people can dash against a wall in the hopes of finding loose change.

So, he’s too obsessive, but you’re calling him out for not using a genuine ocarina. Hmm..

Not all. I’d still love to see the Patriots beat the Giants in the Super Bowl. That will always be the one oddity of this Patriots run.

Woo, boy. RIP your mentions. Arguably? NO ONE DENIES THIS!!1!

(Having arguably the greatest quarterback and head coach of all time goes without saying.)

Those are Pete Carroll’s all non New England fans tears...

So you’re saying his contract news should have been published, instead of on Instagram, on Bob Boblaw’s Law Blog?

“Fans Misled; Pop Warner Competition More Challenging Than Initially Thought”

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

James, your penultimate paragraph is problematic. I understand the argument you want to make, but the way it is written implies that all people who are of Asian heritage are automatically masters of martial arts. That’s cultural essentialism and is wrong.

TBH I stopped watching the TV show. I don’t care anymore.

He’s just going to write whatever happened in the show and pad it out with descriptions of clothes, feasts and nipples.

I think you must be mistaken.

Yes, we know who you are. You’re an unpaid intern literally in line to get a job after college. Many of us can relate if you just shut the fuck up about it.

And don’t forget that you can see this movie that dealt with race and surgery over 40 years ago:

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

That was no moo... oh wait. Yes, yes it was a moon.

The first few Vong books were actually pretty decent too, IMO. But they came out in 1998, iirc.

Those are Pete Carroll's tears...