Global warming. Welps, that's a conspiracy if I've ever heard of one. /s

Okay...let's just stop with the fear porn already.

Those bastards at Exxon.... trying to supply energy to vast amounts of humans and having the audacity to attempt to make a profit. AND running PR campaigns? What's the world coming to? And let's not even get started with Disney, using its own intellectual property for an exhibit that talks about where we got our…

It can be done on some keyboards with one hand , but it's really hard to do. Excellent choice of keys for a gesture that was meant to throw you out of everything and shut down your system

I don't know about you, but I was taught this in school. This isn't new.

Seemingly all that amazon needs to do is get me on thier site and I will find something to buy. Even if I dont buy it at the time, ill add it to my wishlist for a later purchase. Thats where they excel... Getting me to them.

People are what they are. Pretending otherwise, is really just a waste of time. Or in other words, Jezebel.

That guy creeps me the fuck out.

Oh wait that makes the gizmodo article about apple beating samsung to 64bit look moronic and technically inept.

Valve has rolled out phase one of its plan to take over your living room: SteamOS.

Using a mouse is a niche for a small and devoted few? What bizarro world are you living in? The vast majority of PC users (which consists of almost 90% of the computer market) still use mice, the only users I see using trackpads more than mice are Mac users (who account for less than 10% of the computer market), and…

If by a niche passion for the small devoted few, you mean everyone who actually does work on a computer....

I'm assuming the people who discover all these new bugs are fairly tech savvy people. So why haven't they figured out how to turn their phone to landscape to take video?

Of course it does. You're comparing it to phones that are now a few months old. And then in 6 months, the Samsung Galaxy S5 will make this look like a piece of shit. Why? Because we're comparing the S5 to a phone that's a few months old. Are you people too stupid to figure this out? It's like no one at fucking Gizmodo…

Looks better than this thing..

As someone who has lived in small Midwestern cities my entire life, I did not know this was a thing. In honor of this I feel like doing just the opposite and raze 1 acre of perfectly good natural grass land each year and turn it into a parking lot.

It is a bit hypocritical eh?
I bet many of these sites have bashed other phones for having cheap plastic, or outdated hardware.

It is, but there were stil only 2,344 hot dogs. It's always that way, always.

So the point is to write poems? Can we find a more convoluted way to do something pointless?